Life's Passages

Dear Life,
I thought I was traveling down your road when the metaphysical me cut off the physical me. And I was in the left lane! After my third Red Bull I caught up to myself. What were you and your multi personalities doing in the carpool lane? Good thing that cop didn't see ya there. Lucky for you I distracted him with all my swerving and yelling, "Save me! I'm having a heart attach here!" Thank the energy drink for my fine acting and quick thinking ability eh.
Going back to the couch now waiting for the other me to join me, Munkay